What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
16.06.2025 03:22

Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What is your favourite colour and why?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
{RING} {RING}
HELLO